Remember that game where you could ride a skateboard through tropical islands while chucking stone axes at innocent snails?
No, not Adventure Island you ass. The game was Wonderboy - but yes, you probably played it as Adventure Island on the NES. But the SMS faithful (all 3 of us) knew deep down in our pants that Wonderboy was the original island gangster.
Don’t believe me? Click here and know your history.
This is NOT Wonderboy BTW…
Did you know you can animate the end screens in ThunderForce 3? I did - because I’m AWESOME at killing that game.
Anyway, if you beat Thunderforce 3 - wait till the last 2 graphic scenes and press B. In the first scene, you’ll make the pilot wave at you. In the second scene, you’ll make the pilot wink.
Sure wish you can make that guy with the beard BACK THE FUCK OFF of my ladies’ face. C’mon Jesus, I just destroyed the boss, and you got your hairy tongue in my girl’s ear.
And check out stupid blonde guy scoping the action. Yeah - he wants her, but he can’t get her because he’s in the back. Yeah.
ROFL on that kiddos! Not you Beardo - you get no ROFLs cause you’re just a dick.
Click here to buy it. Ray Barnholt will love you long time.
And the line is already a block deep!
Tonight’s Hyperstick Gamenight might be our biggest yet - with the main event taking place OUTSIDE on a 120’ screen, FREE beer provided by Heineken and rumors of Elijah Wood playing against our very own LaserDreams in a MVC3 match that will undoubtedly be epic.